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Type of Bitches: The Anonymous Cyber Bitch

Hello everyone and welcome to 2018. New year, new bitch! In 2016 our Bitchologists launched a brand new program thanks to the Anti-Bitch Establishment Fund. We delved deep into the interwebs and discovered two brand new types of bitches. The first bitch that we're going to talk about is the Anonymous Cyber Bitch, not to be confused with the Cyber Bitch. The Anonymous Cyber Bitch is commonly referred to as an Internet Troll. The Anonymous Cyber Bitch (ACB) feeds off your frustrations while hiding behind an avatar and a ridiculous name. We've discovered that usually the avatar will be default to the site that The ACB is found on, anime (preferably of the Chibi variety) or something cutesy, like a dog exposing it's belly (adorably appropriate). The ACB's skin is usually covered by a slick, slimy coat and is salty to the taste (don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to), it helps them to slide in and out of your accounts. There are two categori...