Types of Bitches: The HE Bitch
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We have failed you.
A few years ago, an interesting specimen was brought into our lab for study, we called this new species Hanging elephantis because the apparatus hanging between it's leg closely resembled an elephant's trunk.
The HE Bitch became a fast favorite amongst our female bitchologists because it resembled a very good-looking man. It's body was finely toned and it practiced good hygiene although it opted for far too much cologne.
The HE Bitch was a smart one, too smart and we should have put it down but we just could not. It learned to manipulate all of us. Soon, the HE Bitch convinced one of our bitchologists to let it move in with her, it was not long before it was walking around in Calvin Kline thongs, eating her food and driving her car spreading it's infection.
The HE Bitch apparently contained some previously unknown virus which spread, infecting men everywhere. Now they travel in packs, seeking out vulnerable women before draining their joint savings account and moving on to the next one.
They evolved quickly and an alpha variant emerged, this is commonly referred to as The Fuck Boy. Fuck Boys are known to slide into your DMs and ruin your life.
While we devise a plan for containing this threat, we can only tell you how to be aware of a Fuck Boy. Fuck Boys usually travel in packs of HE Bitches, but can be easily identified by their rompers.
If you see one of these Fuck Boys on social media or in real life, please avoid it, it is the only way to save your bank account!
Share to save a friend!
We have failed you.
A few years ago, an interesting specimen was brought into our lab for study, we called this new species Hanging elephantis because the apparatus hanging between it's leg closely resembled an elephant's trunk.
The HE Bitch became a fast favorite amongst our female bitchologists because it resembled a very good-looking man. It's body was finely toned and it practiced good hygiene although it opted for far too much cologne.
The HE Bitch was a smart one, too smart and we should have put it down but we just could not. It learned to manipulate all of us. Soon, the HE Bitch convinced one of our bitchologists to let it move in with her, it was not long before it was walking around in Calvin Kline thongs, eating her food and driving her car spreading it's infection.
The HE Bitch apparently contained some previously unknown virus which spread, infecting men everywhere. Now they travel in packs, seeking out vulnerable women before draining their joint savings account and moving on to the next one.
They evolved quickly and an alpha variant emerged, this is commonly referred to as The Fuck Boy. Fuck Boys are known to slide into your DMs and ruin your life.
While we devise a plan for containing this threat, we can only tell you how to be aware of a Fuck Boy. Fuck Boys usually travel in packs of HE Bitches, but can be easily identified by their rompers.
If you see one of these Fuck Boys on social media or in real life, please avoid it, it is the only way to save your bank account!
Share to save a friend!
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