Types of Bitches: The Gravity Bitch
A new bitch was discovered among us.
Literally, among us! Right in the center of our laboratory, wearing our signature black lab coat.
"Hey big head!" Is a phrase usually used when an ex comes into money or popularity and one is trying to leech off of that fame, this greeting is also a standard greeting for a gravity bitch.
A Gravity Bitch is a bitch who has bent too far over causing their head to become lodged in their ass, after a time the head begins to swell, after it reaches a certain size, the head somehow develops a center of gravity so strong it rockets itself from the asshole.
The Gravity Bitch is similar and different from the Insecure Bitch. Like the Insecure Bitch, the Gravity Bitch think's everyone's attention is focused on her at all times but unlike the Insecure Bitch, the Gravity Bitch lives for this attention (even if it doesn't actually exist).
It is believed that attention is food for the Gravity Bitch since it will do anything to get it. They are usually nude (or mostly nude) in social media pictures, they always start drama with their "friends" and tend to call their boyfriends (or males they find attractive) "Zaddy." The energy from the attention is absorbed through the PINK logo on their velvet sweat suits, we know this because their booties tend to become bigger after feeding.
BEWARE THE GRAVITY BITCH!!!!!!!
Their bitchy aura is so strong that you will be sucked in and will never escape! You will hate the Gravity Bitch but will never be able to leave her, and when you are away from her she will constantly be on your mind and will be the only thing you will ever be able to talk about.
Literally, among us! Right in the center of our laboratory, wearing our signature black lab coat.
"Hey big head!" Is a phrase usually used when an ex comes into money or popularity and one is trying to leech off of that fame, this greeting is also a standard greeting for a gravity bitch.
A Gravity Bitch is a bitch who has bent too far over causing their head to become lodged in their ass, after a time the head begins to swell, after it reaches a certain size, the head somehow develops a center of gravity so strong it rockets itself from the asshole.
The Gravity Bitch is similar and different from the Insecure Bitch. Like the Insecure Bitch, the Gravity Bitch think's everyone's attention is focused on her at all times but unlike the Insecure Bitch, the Gravity Bitch lives for this attention (even if it doesn't actually exist).
It is believed that attention is food for the Gravity Bitch since it will do anything to get it. They are usually nude (or mostly nude) in social media pictures, they always start drama with their "friends" and tend to call their boyfriends (or males they find attractive) "Zaddy." The energy from the attention is absorbed through the PINK logo on their velvet sweat suits, we know this because their booties tend to become bigger after feeding.
BEWARE THE GRAVITY BITCH!!!!!!!
Their bitchy aura is so strong that you will be sucked in and will never escape! You will hate the Gravity Bitch but will never be able to leave her, and when you are away from her she will constantly be on your mind and will be the only thing you will ever be able to talk about.
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