Types of Bitches: The Insecure Bitch

One of the most annoying bitches ever. Like, why the hell do they even exist?

The insecure bitch is just that, insecure. She things everyone has a problem with her or everyone wants her man OR everyone is talking about her.

First of all bitch, nobody gives a shit about you to have a problem with you or talk about you all the frickin' time. Your ass is insignificant, people pay more attention to cleaning dog shit off their shoes than your pointless life. Secondly...you may just be right, maybe some people out there do want your man, but that's only if he's not ugly, poor or boring. If that's the case, bitch you better grow a pair because if you keep being insecure and be throwing your insecurities on a nigguh, he's gonna leave your ass anyway!

The insecure bitch starts fights and arguments because she's so damn paranoid. Someone gives her a look from the corner of their eyes, that bitch is gonna start pulling a mofo's weave out! If somebody so much as glances in the direction of her man, bitch is gonna freak the hell out.

Insecure bitches hate everyone, because everyone is more beautiful or smarter than them. They have no self esteem and even though they don't intentionally do it, they let everyone know just how insecure they are.

If someone is gonna be a hit-it-and-quit-it, you best believe that it's going to be an insecure bitch. If a man so much as tells the bitch she's cute or got something going on, her legs will spread so far the motherfuckin equator won't have anything on them.

Insecure bitches are just...sad...or amusing as shit depending on how you look at the situation. Most insecure bitches are ugly, and for the ones who can actually pass for human beings...y'all just got issues.

To the man who has a kid or two with an insecure bitch, mofo you better marry her, because if you date or marry anyone else you'll be in hell! Insecure bitches take BABY MOMMA DRAMA to a new level and nobody wants to have to deal with your gaddamn crazy ass baby momma because you can't put on a piece of latex right.

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