Types of Bitches: The Epic Bitch

By MyzKrazyMa -
Yes, yes, yes. On the 3rd of December, 2011 our bitchologists discovered a new kind of bitch. We call this new find: Bitch E or The Epic Bitch.

Unlike the other types of bitches, the epic bitch is really hard to spot because it is not a bitch at all until it is fucked with. The Epic Bitch doesn't get mad, the epic bitch gets even. The epic bitch is the not the 'bust the windows out your car' kind of person, no the epic bitch is the 'piss in your lemonade' kind.

Findings on this bitch suggest that it is passive aggressive, that is that sometimes, you never find out that you've crossed an epic bitch. We've also found that actually finding out that you've crossed an epic bitch is a lot better than never finding out that you did.

We hypothesized that fast food cooks and restaurant waitresses were most likely to be an epic bitch. Our hypothesis has proven to be incorrect, the epic bitch is the most elusive yet upfront bitch ever. We've also tested orderlies, teachers and the teenager-parent factor, none has proven to be an indicator of an epic bitch. Therefore we concluded that anyone can be an epic bitch, anyone!

The purpose of this entry is to warn the public about this impish kind of bitch and to advise everyone to be careful who you piss off. Treat everyone with suspicion always remember that ANYONE can be an epic bitch. Do not take this caution lightly, or you could be the epic bitch's next target.

If you suspect a person of being an epic bitch, do not test them. If you suspect someone of being an epic bitch, do not try to out bitch them (especially this, this is the worst thing you can possibly do). If you found that somebody is an epic bitch just accept your punishment and try not to cross them again, because the next time, you may never find out that you were bitched.

BEWARE THE EPIC BITCH

Comments

  1. leaDecember 3, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    lmaooo!!!.....live and direct...dis sum serious ish

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  2. ValpreDecember 3, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Lol, I think I love this type of bitch more! She's definitely not one to be messed with, impish but deadly, bad combo right there!

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  3. mypalsim1July 16, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    Lmao!!!!!!! This isn't thething to read at a boy scout meeting. I cracke up laughing n this lady looked at me like iwas laughing at her. Paranoia, anyone?

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