Introduction

By MyzKrazyMa -
Bitchology is the study of bitches, also known as crazy females (or sometimes males). It should be noted that this study is still in the research stage, so findings are subject to change. Also, bitches are unpredictable so findings are subject to change.

While taking this course, one should expect to learn the answers to frequently asked questions such as:

1. Where did bitches came from?
We have discovered ancient hieroglyphs in a tomb in Egypt containing the name and story of the very first bitch. Every living creature came from somewhere, and the same is true for bitches.

2. Are all bitches the same?
No. There are different breeds of dogs, people from different walks of life, and so, there are different types of bitches. We have put them into different categories and we will show you how to identify the different types of bitches.

3. Am I a bitch?
Maybe. At the end of this course you will learn how to determine if you yourself are a bitch. No, there isn't a bitch quiz, it's just that if you were paying attention, then you'll figure it out.

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