BITCHOLOGY 101: Welcome

By MyzKrazyMa -
Hello, welcome to Bitchology 101.

Bitchology is an ongoing study on crazy females taking place at the University of Krazy. Every time we gain new information on this strange phenomenon, we will pass our exclusive knowledge on to you. We hope to help you better understand bitches for we believe that knowledge is power. Further, the knowledge you gain from this course will allow you to target and avoid these females (or in some sad cases, males), you will also be able to assess yourself and determine if you fit into the bitch group, and if so, what type of bitch you are.

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