Types of Bitches: The Fake Bitch

I find fake bitches fun, because they are like Play Doh, you can mold them into whatever you want them to be because they'll become anything to be accepted. Or for my nerds and geeks, they are real life Dittos (the pokemon, you know what I'm talking about).

Fake bitches travel in groups. These groups are kind of ridiculous because they're made of a bunch of fake people who all lack their own personality and sense of style. Up the creek without a frickin' paddle, swim mofos!!!

Fake bitches are those bitches that will smile in your face and then stab a nigguh in the back. Because they have no life of their own, they sit around and watch the people around them and then stir up some shit because they can't keep their mouths closed. When it comes to friends, you're as useful for 'what you gat' more than for the love and support that a friend gives, which means that you're as much gossip as that girl with the ugly shirt and that hair that's needs some oil sheen.

Fake bitches eventually self-destruct. They eventually get to a time in their life when their fakeness is impossible, it is at this point where they discover drugs and an alcohol addiction.

If a fake bitch doesn't self destruct, it's because she found a man to latch onto and she just becomes whatever he wants her to be.

How sad it is to go through life as a fake bitch, never making friends because everyone is someone to gossip about. Never developing a personality because you lack the commonsense to do so. One the bright side...nope there isn't one because your fake ass will just die a nobody.