Types of Bitches: The Needy Bitch

Needy bitches are some of the most annoying bitches around. All they do is whine, whine, whine and beg, beg, beg.

Guys, you know they type of girl I'm talking about. Those girls where you can give them all your damn money and they want your heart too. Buy the bitch a house and her ass wants a car. Buy her lunch but she don't want Wendy's her ass wants to go to the gaddamn French joint that she know you can't afford.

Nothing is ever good enough for the Needy bitch. Every time you think you've given them what they want, there's something else they want immediately after.

Needy bitches have this habit of either speaking in a babyish voice or straight up whining. They complain about everything because nothing is good enough. They are also rather feeble, like a newborn they can't be left on their own. For example, a Needy bitch will always be connected to its cell phone because when it must constantly be in contact with another human (mefun 123, 2016), sapping the life out of them in order to function.

Needy Bitches, I guess they can also be called whiny bitches. They are the girls that you can't play rough with because they'll be like "ooooowwww that hurts". When it comes to sex needy bitches prefer the missionary position and they lay there like dead dogs. However, needy bitches are usually rich bitches, or sexy bitches. They're so used to getting by on money or looks alone that they've been rendered completely helpless and unable to function in life.

Needy bitches are the most pointless bitches on the planet. They are known for causing serious injuries, usually someone bashes their head against a wall so they don't have to hear the bitch whine, or a person gets into a serious accident because they had a needy bitch sitting beside them complaining and they just spaced the hell out and walked into traffic. Whoops! Your bad.

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  1. Lol, I don't wanna be a needy bitch!

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  2. My roommate is a neediest bitch... I am a very independent girl and I just don't understand how someone can be this needy. I stoped talking and laughing around her so she won't approach me to ask me stuff.. basically I am setting up boundaries. All these things apply to her and one more thing is that needy niches are always on their phones talking to people because they can't stand being alone with themselves even for 2 minutes..

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    1. Thank you. Our bitchologists will take your findings into consideration

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  3. this is real accurate . Nice

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  4. Fine way of explaining, and nice post to obtain data on the topic of my presentation topic, which i am going to present in college.

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