Type of Bitches: The Anonymous Cyber Bitch
Hello everyone and welcome to 2018. New year, new bitch!
In 2016 our Bitchologists launched a brand new program thanks to the Anti-Bitch Establishment Fund. We delved deep into the interwebs and discovered two brand new types of bitches.
The first bitch that we're going to talk about is the Anonymous Cyber Bitch, not to be confused with the Cyber Bitch.
The Anonymous Cyber Bitch is commonly referred to as an Internet Troll. The Anonymous Cyber Bitch (ACB) feeds off your frustrations while hiding behind an avatar and a ridiculous name. We've discovered that usually the avatar will be default to the site that The ACB is found on, anime (preferably of the Chibi variety) or something cutesy, like a dog exposing it's belly (adorably appropriate).
The ACB's skin is usually covered by a slick, slimy coat and is salty to the taste (don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to), it helps them to slide in and out of your accounts. There are two categories of ACB:
1. The Bored ACB - Possibly the most irritating kind of ACB. These ones have numerous accounts that they tend to like their babies sucking from a tit of venom and hatred. They usually do not exist until what was once a human becomes bored. At this point the salty slime will begin to seep from their pores until they fully transform into an ACB. They will pick a random account and troll it.
2. The Jealous ACB - They're one of your friends either IRL or online. BEWARE THIS ACB! You have something that they wish they could have, be it a successful channel, a certain amount of followers or even people supporting you online. This type of bitch will be in your DMs with all smiles and kind words, but when they don their slimy alias they can be vile!
If you believe that you have either of the two kinds of ACBs in your life, just quit feeding it and it will go away. They feed off your anger and frustrations. You cannot hurt an ACB with your words, you can only make it stronger. Let the bitch starve!!!
In 2016 our Bitchologists launched a brand new program thanks to the Anti-Bitch Establishment Fund. We delved deep into the interwebs and discovered two brand new types of bitches.
The first bitch that we're going to talk about is the Anonymous Cyber Bitch, not to be confused with the Cyber Bitch.
The Anonymous Cyber Bitch is commonly referred to as an Internet Troll. The Anonymous Cyber Bitch (ACB) feeds off your frustrations while hiding behind an avatar and a ridiculous name. We've discovered that usually the avatar will be default to the site that The ACB is found on, anime (preferably of the Chibi variety) or something cutesy, like a dog exposing it's belly (adorably appropriate).
The ACB's skin is usually covered by a slick, slimy coat and is salty to the taste (don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to), it helps them to slide in and out of your accounts. There are two categories of ACB:
1. The Bored ACB - Possibly the most irritating kind of ACB. These ones have numerous accounts that they tend to like their babies sucking from a tit of venom and hatred. They usually do not exist until what was once a human becomes bored. At this point the salty slime will begin to seep from their pores until they fully transform into an ACB. They will pick a random account and troll it.
2. The Jealous ACB - They're one of your friends either IRL or online. BEWARE THIS ACB! You have something that they wish they could have, be it a successful channel, a certain amount of followers or even people supporting you online. This type of bitch will be in your DMs with all smiles and kind words, but when they don their slimy alias they can be vile!
If you believe that you have either of the two kinds of ACBs in your life, just quit feeding it and it will go away. They feed off your anger and frustrations. You cannot hurt an ACB with your words, you can only make it stronger. Let the bitch starve!!!
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