Types of Bitches: The Emasculating Bitch

The most interesting bitch around. The emasculating bitch is all powerful. She's the boss! She's the black widow! And there ain't nothing you can do about it.

The emasculating bitch does everything she can to make her man less than a man, figuratively speaking she castrates him. She grabs the balls and holds them like she owns them (which it probably does). The thing about the emasculating bitch is she's one smart chica. 

Death by an emasculating bitch is the sweetest way to go, it's not painful at all. We call it THE LOVE BITE, which means that like the black widow spider, her venom doesn't kill (not right away at least). She gets her claws into a guy and makes him fall in love with her. I'm talking, so deeply in love that when she castrates him, he never knows. It's like the poisoned apple that put Snow White to sleep, except for men. 

Once the emasculating bitch gets a man, she GETS him. She gets into his system like a drug! The next thing he knows he's giving her all his money and using the little bit of money his ass is allowed to keep to buy things that will please her. She's up in his house, going through his phone, owning his Twitter and Facebook accounts. She wants to know where he's at and who he's with every hour of the day. None of his friends like her but she doesn't care because she knows all their dirty little secrets.

Like Mr. T says, "I pity the fool" that gets tangled in this black widow's web because there's nothing you can do but die. Unless of course, if the emasculating bitch finds herself new prey, then you'll be free but still missing the hell outta that bitch. 

NOTE: The emasculating bitch is not to be confused with the insecure bitch.