Resting Bitch Face Syndrome (RBFS)
Resting Bitch Face (RBF) is defined by Urban Dictionary as, "A person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless without meaning to." Rather, it is another way of saying that a bitch is so damn ugly, her face is always contorted into an expression that gives her the appearance of wanting to rip out one's heart.
Our experts at Lab 101, Room B have realized that RBF has become ever more common, on social media and sadly in public. It was through very close observation that we realized that this bad case of ugliness is not just something that is but rather it is a disease. We call this disease Resting Bitch Face Syndrome (RBFS).
RBFS affects 2 in 5 females (or males who act as if they should have vaginas, see future publication of The He Bitch) between the ages of puberty to death. It usually begins when the hormones within the individual's body begin to change. A case study of girls between the ages of 11 and 13 showed that the growth of new breasts and hips lead some girls to believe that they are in fact God's gift to this miserable rock we all call home, because of this ego boost an attitude is developed, during the first menses, one of a few things may happen:
1. The girl will realize that she is a woman now and will decide that being a woman means she must lose her sense of humor and never smile again for smiling is a sign of immaturity.
2. The fact that she is now a woman may cause her ego to grow even bigger, this causes a chemical imbalance in the brain causing the girl's face to contort into Resting Bitch Face.
3. The disgust of her woman essentials escaping her body will humble her and she will become a more mature version of her former self, like a butterfly escaping her chrysalis.
In the first case, the girl may actually be a nice girl, it is not her fault a disease at puberty confused her so much that she ruined her face, therefore she must not be judged, she could fall into the P-Bitch category. The second case however is completely different since it is the bitch's own fault her ego grew so huge that she had something that can be compared to a stroke, this person can fall into the N-Bitch category and should be judged as harshly as you please, her Bitch Aura will protect her from any emotional scarring. The girls who experienced humbleness will be regular citizens and are free of RBFS.
It was found that RBFS is preventable and reversible.
To prevent RBFS, a female must learn to drop her attitude and learn to smile. She must develop a sense of humor at an early age so that she can be protected during puberty.
It is easier to reverse RBFS than to prevent it, in order to reverse this disease, a bitch must bend over and remove the stick from her ass, this will allow some of that ego to escape thereby lessening or completely stopping the Bitch Aura. Once the stick is removed, the bitch will immediately feel less uptight.
Sadly, some women refuse to remove the stick from their ass and they suffer from the disease until they die and are eaten by their 200 cats.
Remember this is an ongoing study and the information provided is subject to change as new research is found...or 'the experts' think of something more sophisticated.
#bitchology101 #RBFS
Our experts at Lab 101, Room B have realized that RBF has become ever more common, on social media and sadly in public. It was through very close observation that we realized that this bad case of ugliness is not just something that is but rather it is a disease. We call this disease Resting Bitch Face Syndrome (RBFS).
RBFS affects 2 in 5 females (or males who act as if they should have vaginas, see future publication of The He Bitch) between the ages of puberty to death. It usually begins when the hormones within the individual's body begin to change. A case study of girls between the ages of 11 and 13 showed that the growth of new breasts and hips lead some girls to believe that they are in fact God's gift to this miserable rock we all call home, because of this ego boost an attitude is developed, during the first menses, one of a few things may happen:
1. The girl will realize that she is a woman now and will decide that being a woman means she must lose her sense of humor and never smile again for smiling is a sign of immaturity.
2. The fact that she is now a woman may cause her ego to grow even bigger, this causes a chemical imbalance in the brain causing the girl's face to contort into Resting Bitch Face.
3. The disgust of her woman essentials escaping her body will humble her and she will become a more mature version of her former self, like a butterfly escaping her chrysalis.
In the first case, the girl may actually be a nice girl, it is not her fault a disease at puberty confused her so much that she ruined her face, therefore she must not be judged, she could fall into the P-Bitch category. The second case however is completely different since it is the bitch's own fault her ego grew so huge that she had something that can be compared to a stroke, this person can fall into the N-Bitch category and should be judged as harshly as you please, her Bitch Aura will protect her from any emotional scarring. The girls who experienced humbleness will be regular citizens and are free of RBFS.
It was found that RBFS is preventable and reversible.
To prevent RBFS, a female must learn to drop her attitude and learn to smile. She must develop a sense of humor at an early age so that she can be protected during puberty.
It is easier to reverse RBFS than to prevent it, in order to reverse this disease, a bitch must bend over and remove the stick from her ass, this will allow some of that ego to escape thereby lessening or completely stopping the Bitch Aura. Once the stick is removed, the bitch will immediately feel less uptight.
Sadly, some women refuse to remove the stick from their ass and they suffer from the disease until they die and are eaten by their 200 cats.
Remember this is an ongoing study and the information provided is subject to change as new research is found...or 'the experts' think of something more sophisticated.
#bitchology101 #RBFS
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