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Resting Bitch Face Syndrome (RBFS)

Resting Bitch Face (RBF) is defined by Urban Dictionary as, "A person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless without meaning to." Rather, it is another way of saying that a bitch is so damn ugly, her face is always contorted into an expression that gives her the appearance of wanting to rip out one's heart. Our experts at Lab 101, Room B have realized that RBF has become ever more common, on social media and sadly in public. It was through very close observation that we realized that this bad case of ugliness is not just something that is  but rather it is a disease. We call this disease Resting Bitch Face Syndrome (RBFS). RBFS affects 2 in 5 females (or males who act as if they should have vaginas, see future publication of The He Bitch)  between the ages of puberty to death. It usually begins when the hormones within the individual's body begin to change. A case study of girls between the ages of 11 and 13 showed that the growt...