Types of Bitches: The Epic Bitch
Yes, yes, yes. On the 3rd of December, 2011 our bitchologists discovered a new kind of bitch. We call this new find: Bitch E or The Epic Bitch. Unlike the other types of bitches, the epic bitch is really hard to spot because it is not a bitch at all until it is fucked with. The Epic Bitch doesn't get mad, the epic bitch gets even. The epic bitch is the not the 'bust the windows out your car' kind of person, no the epic bitch is the 'piss in your lemonade' kind. Findings on this bitch suggest that it is passive aggressive, that is that sometimes, you never find out that you've crossed an epic bitch. We've also found that actually finding out that you've crossed an epic bitch is a lot better than never finding out that you did. We hypothesized that fast food cooks and restaurant waitresses were most likely to be an epic bitch. Our hypothesis has proven to be incorrect, the epic bitch is the most elusive yet upfront bitch ever. We've also tested o...