BITCHOLOGY 101

The most interesting bitch around. The emasculating bitch is all powerful. She's the boss! She's the black widow! And there ain't nothing you can do about it. The emasculating bitch does everything she can to make her man less than a man, figuratively speaking she castrates him. She grabs the balls and holds them like she owns them (which it probably does). The thing about the emasculating bitch is she's one smart chica.  Death by an emasculating bitch is the sweetest way to go, it's not painful at all. We call it THE LOVE BITE, which means that like the black widow spider, her venom doesn't kill (not right away at least). She gets her claws into a guy and makes him fall in love with her. I'm talking, so deeply in love that when she castrates him, he never knows. It's like the poisoned apple that put Snow White to sleep, except for men.  Once the emasculating bitch gets a man, she GETS him. She gets into his system like a drug! The next thing...

I find fake bitches fun, because they are like Play Doh, you can mold them into whatever you want them to be because they'll become anything to be accepted. Or for my nerds and geeks, they are real life Dittos (the pokemon, you know what I'm talking about). Fake bitches travel in groups. These groups are kind of ridiculous because they're made of a bunch of fake people who all lack their own personality and sense of style. Up the creek without a frickin' paddle, swim mofos!!! Fake bitches are those bitches that will smile in your face and then stab a nigguh in the back. Because they have no life of their own, they sit around and watch the people around them and then stir up some shit because they can't keep their mouths closed. When it comes to friends, you're as useful for 'what you gat' more than for the love and support that a friend gives, which means that you're as much gossip as that girl with the ugly shirt and that hair that's needs s...

Needy bitches are some of the most annoying bitches around. All they do is whine, whine, whine and beg, beg, beg. Guys, you know they type of girl I'm talking about. Those girls where you can give them all your damn money and they want your heart too. Buy the bitch a house and her ass wants a car. Buy her lunch but she don't want Wendy's her ass wants to go to the gaddamn French joint that she know you can't afford. Nothing is ever good enough for the Needy bitch. Every time you think you've given them what they want, there's something else they want immediately after. Needy bitches have this habit of either speaking in a babyish voice or straight up whining. They complain about everything because nothing is good enough. They are also rather feeble, like a newborn they can't be left on their own. For example, a Needy bitch will always be connected to its cell phone because when it must constantly be in contact with another human (mefun 123, 2016), sapp...

Deep in the heart of Egypt, scientists discovered a tomb with historic writings which described the life of the first bitch. Her name was... Tatyana Uniqua Stephenique Divine.  Significance of Tatyana Uniqua Stephenique Divine We know why Cain killed Abel...or do we. Now, something happened before the whole, sacrifice thing, and that was Tatyana.  There weren't many people on the earth at this time. There were Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel and Tatyana. I know you're probably wondering where Tatyana came from, well, she fell from the sky. Anyways, Cain and Abel were of an age where they wondered how they were made, and of course the hormones. Then there was Tatyana, the only girl that wasn't related to them, this automatically made her tap-that potential. How Tatyana became the first bitch? At this time there were no bitches, remember this was the beginning of time. Bitch meant 'female dog'. Cain and Abel were chasing Tatyana for months, and they had bo...